Ye Olde Witch™ CBD Vapolixer

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Ye Olde Witch™ logo from the “square box” (1972) version of the CBD Vapolixer. Painted by a henchman over original painting by James Bama.

Ye Olde Witch™ logo from the “square box” (1972) version of the CBD Vapolixer. Painted by a henchman over original painting by James Bama.

Overview

Below, you will learn how to make your own vial of by dissolving 1 gram of CBD isolate in 30 ml of MCT oil.

  • Strength: 33.3 mg/ml. Popular concentrations of CBD e-liquid, sold in 30 ml bottles, range from 150–1000 mg per 30 ml bottle, or 5–33.3 mg/ml.
  • Cheapest price online: $89.99
  • Your price after learning: ONLY $30!

Anecdotal effects of vaped CBD

Unlike the Oralixer, the effects of the Vapolixer are noticeable instantly. The just-noticeable effects are:

  • Slight mood improvement.
  • Significant pain reduction.
  • Slight anxiety reduction.

… plus

  • Noticeable lightheaded effect.
  • Slight relaxation effect.
  • Reduction of forgetfulness after having taken THC.

(For a complete rundown on CBD, click here.)

Specs

  • Concentration: 33.3 mg/ml
  • CBD mg per dose: 0.17 mg
  • Doses per (0.5 ml) cartridge: 100
  • Cartridge refills per bottle: 60
  • Total no. of doses: 6,000
  • Time to onset: 10 secs

Steps

Note: This is my first try so I’m only using 200 mg CBD crystal.

We will dissolve this into 5 ml of PG and then top it off with more PG to reach 10 ml. Because I am only making 10 ml in this demo, the specs will be different. Dissolving 200 mg CBD in 10 ml PG (propylene glycol) produces a CBD concentration of 10 mg/ml. There are 100 strong puffs in a 0.5 ml (10 mg) e-pen cartridge, so this particular concentration will deliver 0.1 mg CBD per dose.

This is my first try so I’m only using 200 mg CBD crystal. Throw those rocks in a beaker

This is my first try so I’m only using 200 mg CBD crystal. Throw those rocks in a beaker

Fill a syringe with 5 ml of PG and squirt that into the beaker with the rocks.

Fill a syringe with 5 ml of PG and squirt that into the beaker with the rocks.

(When you make your full 30 ml bottle, just melt all 1000 mg into 10 ml of PG, and then top off to 30 ml.)

Now put it on your stove at LOW setting. Stir, and they’ll melt in two minutes.

Now put it on your stove at LOW setting. Stir, and they’ll melt in two minutes.

Suck a tiny bit into your syringe.

Suck a tiny bit into your syringe.

You can also add flavor drops at this stage. But I like to experiment with flavor in tiny 1 ml batches—using the divots in a cheap paint palette. Flavors are good between 2–20% of volume, so use 1–4 drops per ml. This is an easy system. If you label the divots, you can keep notes. They sell these exact palettes in packs of five for $3.99 at the hobby shop.

Suck a tiny bit into your syringe.

Suck a tiny bit into your syringe.

Now inject slowly into your e-pen cartridge. Mine is only 0.5 ml, so I’m done filling after the tiniest squeeze.

Now inject slowly into your e-pen cartridge. Mine is only 0.5 ml, so I’m done filling after the tiniest squeeze.

Looking good!

Looking good!

And there you have it! Put the rest in a squeeze bottle and you’re set for a month.

And there you have it! Put the rest in a squeeze bottle and you’re set for a month.