Ye Olde Witch™ CBD Oralixer

Mouth-moistening oral elixer
Ye Olde Witch™ logo from the “long box” (1965) version of the CBD Oralixer. Painted by James Bama.

Ye Olde Witch™ logo from the “long box” (1965) version of the CBD Oralixer. Painted by James Bama.

Overview

Below, you will learn how to make your own vial of by dissolving 1 gram of CBD isolate in 30 ml of MCT oil.

  • Strength: 33.3 mg/ml
  • Cheapest price online: $65.00
  • Your price after learning: ONLY $30!

Anecdotal effects of CBD

  • Slight mood improvement.
  • Significant pain reduction.
  • Slight anxiety reduction.
  • Reduction of forgetfulness after having taken THC.

(For a complete rundown on CBD, click here.)

Specs

  • Concentration: 33.3 mg/ml
  • CBD mg per 10-drop dose: 8.3
  • Doses per 30 ml bottle: 100
  • Time to onset: 15–20 mins

A note on measurement

Different liquids have different surface tensions, and droppers have different exit diameters. I am using these lovely calibrated glass droppers, so I be certain of my drops/ml ratio.

According to the DIY “experts” online, there are 20 drops of water per milliliter. This idiotic rumor has spread for years without correction because Wikipedia lists it as such; but it also notes that “drop” has been defined by pharmacists as 0.05 ml. A pharmaceutical drop is not an actual drop.

Here are the actual values:

  • Water: 28 drops/ml
  • CBD oil: 42 drops/ml

Steps

We will dissolve 1000 mg CBD in 30 ml MCT (coconut) oil. The resulting strength is 33.3 mg/ml. There are 600 drops per bottle, so 10 drops contains 0.5 ml of liquid. This will provide a moderate dose of 16.6 mg CBD. The just-noticeable effects are:

All you need: MCT oil, CBD isolate, and a dropper bottle.

All you need: MCT oil, CBD isolate, and a dropper bottle.

You can use rocks or powder—no difference unless the rocks are too big for the dropper neck.

You can use rocks or powder—no difference unless the rocks are too big for the dropper neck.

I’m using powder here.

I’m using powder here.

If you don’t have a funnel, pour the crystals onto a trough-moldable manifold; aluminum foil will do.

If you don’t have a funnel, pour the crystals onto a trough-moldable manifold; aluminum foil will do.

Then tap into the hole.

Then tap into the hole.

1 hour later and you can see that the crystal is not dissolving .

1 hour later and you can see that the crystal is not dissolving .

No problem. Put the dropper directly on the stove and heat on LOW.

No problem. Put the dropper directly on the stove and heat on LOW.

And … we’re done!

And … we’re done!

Add more MCT to top off the dropper. That’s 30 ml, or 33.3 mg/ml. Good and strong.

Add more MCT to top off the dropper. That’s 30 ml, or 33.3 mg/ml. Good and strong.

Good job. You saved $35 over the local ripoff artists. This bottle was $65 at a local store.

Good job. You saved $35 over the local ripoff artists. This bottle was $65 at a local store.