Ye Olde Witch™ CBD Oralixer

Ye Olde Witch™ logo from the “long box” (1965) version of the CBD Oralixer. Painted by James Bama.
Overview
Below, you will learn how to make your own vial of by dissolving 1 gram of CBD isolate in 30 ml of MCT oil.
- Strength: 33.3 mg/ml
- Cheapest price online: $65.00
- Your price after learning: ONLY $30!
Anecdotal effects of CBD
- Slight mood improvement.
- Significant pain reduction.
- Slight anxiety reduction.
- Reduction of forgetfulness after having taken THC.
(For a complete rundown on CBD, click here.)
Specs
- Concentration: 33.3 mg/ml
- CBD mg per 10-drop dose: 8.3
- Doses per 30 ml bottle: 100
- Time to onset: 15–20 mins

Different liquids have different surface tensions, and droppers have different exit diameters. I am using these lovely calibrated glass droppers, so I be certain of my drops/ml ratio.
According to the DIY “experts” online, there are 20 drops of water per milliliter. This idiotic rumor has spread for years without correction because Wikipedia lists it as such; but it also notes that “drop” has been defined by pharmacists as 0.05 ml. A pharmaceutical drop is not an actual drop.
Here are the actual values:
- Water: 28 drops/ml
- CBD oil: 42 drops/ml
Steps
We will dissolve 1000 mg CBD in 30 ml MCT (coconut) oil. The resulting strength is 33.3 mg/ml. There are 600 drops per bottle, so 10 drops contains 0.5 ml of liquid. This will provide a moderate dose of 16.6 mg CBD. The just-noticeable effects are:

All you need: MCT oil, CBD isolate, and a dropper bottle.

You can use rocks or powder—no difference unless the rocks are too big for the dropper neck.

I’m using powder here.

If you don’t have a funnel, pour the crystals onto a trough-moldable manifold; aluminum foil will do.

Then tap into the hole.

1 hour later and you can see that the crystal is not dissolving .

No problem. Put the dropper directly on the stove and heat on LOW.

And … we’re done!

Add more MCT to top off the dropper. That’s 30 ml, or 33.3 mg/ml. Good and strong.

Good job. You saved $35 over the local ripoff artists. This bottle was $65 at a local store.