My take on the current horse eye stimulation craze

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It looks like the Chinese sellers on AliExpress and DHgate copy each others’ bad English. And at some point in their timeline, some sex toy seller added horse eye stimulation to their description and it stuck.

Here is the 2016 model of the popular male female stainless steel metal catheter sounds horse eye stimulation spreader bar catheter urethral sex toys, for one $15.97. Someone took tiny machine parts and rearranged them into an adjustable urethral dildo—aka a male female stainless steel metal catheter sounds horse eye stimulation spreader bar catheter urethral sex toy.

It’s just another male female stainless steel metal catheter sounds horse eye stimulation spreader bar catheter urethral sex toys. However, this one can be adjust!
It’s just another male female stainless steel metal catheter sounds horse eye stimulation spreader bar catheter urethral sex toys. However, this one can be adjust!

Here’s a urethral dildo that you plug in to shock yourself. Introducing the fantasy electro horse eye stimulation penis plug chastity catheter sex products, urethral dilators sounding sex toys for men. Someone took an antenna and soldered a wire to it, making a ball-peen urethra shock stick—aka a fantasy electro horse eye stimulation penis plug chastity catheter sex products, urethral dilators sounding sex toys for men.

Garden variety fantasy electro horse eye stimulation penis plug chastity catheter sex products, urethral dilators sounding sex toys for men. Plug it into the wall and go.
Garden variety fantasy electro horse eye stimulation penis plug chastity catheter sex products, urethral dilators sounding sex toys for men. Plug it into the wall and go.

Horse eye!? Maybe horse eye is a sexual term in English. But if you type horse eye plus ANY other helpful term—sex, sex toy, sexuality, meaning, play—you get results like this:

Here. This. This explains horse eye. This is horse eye—inside the metal sticks. Horse eye on horse head mask—inside plug chastity spreader bar.
Here. This. This explains horse eye. This is horse eye—inside the metal sticks. Horse eye on horse head mask—inside plug chastity spreader bar.

So it looks like, aeons ago, a bit of useless genetic code, containing the letters h.o.r.s.e.e.y.e, got accidentally attached to some online sex toy advert, and now gets carried along by accident.

UPDATE: Juntao just explained that horse eye is Chinese slang for penis hole. So much for my thesis. However, I wonder if the popularity of cheap Chinese online markets means that English speakers will start referring to the urinary meatus as the horse eye. Only time will tell.